Sex on a Shoestring: The Best of Budget Sex Toys
The cost-of-living crisis might be hitting, but that doesn’t mean your sex life has to suffer. No matter how tight the purse strings are, Harmony’s range of budget sex toys is on hand to keep playtime in the bedroom hot and spicy…
Prices that won't break the bank
We’re all counting the pennies right now. From gas bills to food bills and what feels like everything in between, budgets are tight and all of us are looking for the best deals possible. With that in mind, the Harmony team went digging through our vast online catalogue to find our favourite budget sex toys at prices that won’t break the bank – in fact, they’ll barely tickle your balance. Here are ten of our best-selling toys that come with a price tag under £30...
10 Best Budget Sex Toys Roundup
- Best Budget Anal Beads: EasyToys - Anal Beads Heart Handle
- Best Budget Finger Stimulator: So Divine Vibrating Finger Stimulator
- Best Budget Cock Ring: Me You Us Magnetic Cock Ring
- Best Budget Masturbator: SONO No.94 Reversible Textured Masturbator
- Best Budget Scrotum Teaser: Mr Pleasure Vibrating Scrotum Teaser
- Best Budget Clitoral Vibrator: Fun Factory Volita Waterproof Clitoris Vibrator
- Best Budget Discreet Vibrator: Fun Factory Jazzie Slim Vibrator
- Best Budget Prostate Massager: Nexus Glide Prostate Massager
- Best Budget Bullet: Svakom Tulip Powerful Bullet Vibrator
- Best Budget Wand: EasyToys Mini Wand Vibrator
A BEDROOM GAME-CHANGER
1/10 Best Budget Anal Beads: EasyToys - Anal Beads Heart Handle
First time diving into a bit of anal? Anal play is one of the most underrated areas of sexual pleasure, no doubt because we tend to get a bit squeamish, but done properly it can add a whole new dimension to your sex life and give huge levels of dual stimulation. At just £9.74 our Black Heart Anal Beads from EasyToys are a brilliant entry-level toy for any curious beginners. Crafted of body-safe silicone (and compatible with water-based lube), slide the different-sized heart-shaped beads in and out for the kind of sensation that will have you gripping onto the headboard - and potentially ripping it off! An absolute bedroom game-changer.
LET YOUR FINGERS DO THE TALKING
2/10 Best Budget Finger Stimulator: So Divine Vibrating Finger Stimulator
At just £7.49 is the So Divine Finger Stimulator. This really is a mind-blowing little number that lets your fingers do the talking and then some! Slide it onto your digit and let the powerful, single-speed bullet vibe send you or your partner through the roof. Perfect for some cheeky solo play or use it for some seriously wicked, goosebump-inducing foreplay. Skin has never felt so good!
YOU’RE MAGNETIC BABY!
3/10 Best Budget Cock Ring: Me You Us Magnetic Cock Ring
Go solo or get your partner involved with the Me You Us Magnetic Cock Ring, which starts our Top Ten off at £5.99. Designed to sit at the base of the penis, or go over the cock and balls if you prefer, the Magnetic Cock Ring features five small magnetic implants that sit inside the ring itself, providing gentle pressure on the penis to allow for much longer erections - who doesn’t love that!
PULL UP TO THE BUMPER
4/10 Best Budget Masturbator: SONO No.94 Reversible Textured Masturbator
Coming in at £13.99 is the simple yet brilliant Sono No.94 Reversible Textured Masturbator. A versatile little toy that doesn’t cost the earth, grab some lube, then rub its geometrically textured walls up and down the shaft and you’ll soon be seeing stars.
With an open-ended textural design that’s reversible, the Sono No.94 also doubles up as a ‘bumper’. No, not on a car – a bumper can minimise the length of your penis or dildo, making it a must-have if you or your partner(s) experience discomfort during penetration. It’s also a great way of teasing before the main event – we all love a bit of anticipation and sometimes shorter is definitely sweeter!
DELIVER DELICIOUS SHIVERS
5/10 Best Budget Scrotum Teaser: Mr Pleasure Vibrating Scrotum Teaser
Moving from the shaft to the balls and there’s no let-up in eye-crossing sensation thanks to the Mr Pleasure Vibrating Scrotum Teaser, which for £19.99 delivers serious bang for your hard-earned buck. Made from soft silicone and with a hands-free penis strap that keeps everything safely in place, the black pouch encases your or your partner’s balls while the single-speed bullet vibrator underneath sends delicious shivers to an often-overlooked erogenous zone.
LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD
6/10 Best Budget Clitoral Vibrator: Fun Factory Volita Waterproof Clitoris Vibrator
Usually £32.99 but currently at the special price of £23.08 is the Volita Waterproof Clitoris Vibrator from Fun Factory, easily one of our best vibrators. Tiny but mighty and whisper quiet, this powerful purple beauty is just the right size to slip into your handbag for some al fresco clitoral stimulation fun. Inside or outside, its delicately trembling tips - think the same concept as a rabbit vibrator - flutter and vibrate against your skin, so use it on your clit, nipples, the shaft of the penis during a blowjob, up into the hairline at the base of your neck, along the curves of the body… the only limit is your juicy imagination!
HIGH QUALITY AT AFFORDABLE PRICES
7/10 Best Budget Discreet Vibrator: Fun Factory Jazzie Slim Vibrator
Fun Factory are behind the next toy on our list, the high-quality, affordably-priced Jazzie Slim Vibrator. At £26,99, the ergonomic Jazzie is perfect for those who want a slimmer girth but don’t want to compromise on powerful vibrations. Made from medical-grade silicone for a super-soft finish, the undulating body is designed to create a rippling penetration effect that should have your hands gripping the sheets like it was going out of fashion. Turn it around and use the tip on your clit – or wherever else you fancy – and things can go from 1 to 100 in just a matter of seconds!
GLIDE YOUR WAY TO NEWFOUND PLEASURES
8/10 Best Budget Prostate Massager: Nexus Glide Prostate Massager
Find you’re getting into anal? Then look no further than the gorgeous Nexus Glide anal plug. At £29.99, the Glide’s bulbous tip is perfectly positioned to massage the prostate gland - the g-spot of the male body - delivering an out-of-this-world experience that will have you going back for more in no time. Its silicone finish means it’s completely safe and hygienic to use with water-based lube. Featuring a stainless-steel roller ball extension designed to move up and down the incredibly sensitive perineum offering licking sensations to mimic the delights of oral sex, this beginners’ toy is a perfect introduction to next-level anal pleasure. This beginner-friendly sex toy is the ideal gateway into exploring the world of butt plugs, anal beads, strap ons and pegging.
GET DOWN AND DIRTY IN THE BATHROOM
9/10 Best Budget Bullet: Svakom Tulip Powerful Bullet Vibrator
With its wide tip and swirling texture, for £29.99 the Svakom Tulip Powerful Bullet Vibrator has been made with one thing in mind – blowing yours! With ten vibration modes, from the faintest of whispers through to thundering pulsations, the Tulip fits niftily in the palm of your hand, making it incredibly discreet if you feel like taking it out and about for some adventurous self-loving. And if all that wasn’t enough, it’s also waterproof, turning shower time on its head. Who said bathrooms were just for getting clean?
TAKE IT TO THE EDGE
10/10 Best Budget Wand: EasyToys Mini Wand Vibrator
At £29.99, and topping off our Sex On A Shoestring list in fine form, is our Mini Wand Vibrator from EasyToys. The magic wand toy has been around for years, probably because it’s so simple yet so effective. For anyone with a clitoris, edging is hands down one of the most satisfying ways to get to orgasm and boy, does the wand do it in spades. Place it on your clit, on your vulva, on your pelvic bone or anywhere you desire and the throbbing vibration patterns are sure to send you to seventh heaven in no time at all. The Mini Wand comes in bright pink, packs a whopping 18 different vibration settings into its compact design, is USB rechargeable so you won’t have to worry about battery life, and is waterproof for easy cleaning.
USE YOUR IMAGINATION!
So there you have it – ten of the best sex toys for under £30, the perfect budget-busting bedroom antidote to the current cost-of-living crisis from Harmony Store.
Whatever your income right now, sex doesn’t have to fall by the wayside or be too expensive to enjoy. Great sex is a fundamental human right, and we’re here to facilitate that in all conditions. From remote control toys and suction toys to g-spot vibrators and glass dildos, Harmony’s range has the perfect budget sex toy for you. But remember, the best sex toy of all is one that’s absolutely, completely free – your imagination!